Lola Pie Redux

No no. No. I do not like this bizarro version. At. All.

WTF????? Am I watching the unedited version of Dirty Dancing????? I do not remember an in depth convo about Baby using Lisa’s beige iridescent lipstick!! Or about the maid messing it up. WTF ABC Family?? I feel like the past 25 years if my life have been a LIE!

Last night, I thought I kept hearing a squeaky toy. I figured it was one of the cats playing. But then I was like, “when did we get them a squeaky toy? I can’t imagine we ever would do that…” so I get up to investigate, both cats come barreling into the living room and Kibby has a MOUSE in her mouth. But she doesn’t have a lot if teeth so he keeps falling out and she pounces (as best she can with one front leg) to scoop him up again. George Michael is cheering her by her side.

Somehow he gets loose and bath cats are on the hunt in the living room. And me? My drunk self was standing on the arm if the couch yelling at them while this mouse was squeaking his poor head off.

After many attempts, I finaly reach Rod and this is what happened:

Me: there is a mouse! I don’t know what to do! The cats are both trying to get him!

Rod: aww I’m so glad this experience is bringing them together!

Ummm. Great.

In the end I decided that I would ignore the problem and go to bed since the mouse ran into a closet where he likely died of a heart attack. Which Rod can deal with upon his return tomorrow…

Rodneyyy. I broke your computer! Please fix it. Thx.

“are we the first ones up?”

A whole bottle of wine in and watching The Big Chill.

“I know that Richard will always be faithful. “

“that’s nice. Trust. “

“fear of herpes.”

I fucking love this movie.

A new mysterious Tim Landry box has just appeared in the Superdome. Tim?

My bulletin board. Don’t ask me why you get a random tour of my office. I honestly have no clue. It just felt like the right thing to do.

This side is kinda clean…